The Womanizer Deluxe Promises An Orgasm In 60 Seconds. We Put It To The Test
According to experts, the average woman takes 10 to 20 minutes to orgasm with a partner, slightly less with a vibrator. Sounds pretty normal, right?
I thought so, too – until I read about the Womanizer Deluxe. This swanky clitoral stimulator claims to give women orgasms in as little as 60 seconds, and Earth-shattering ones at that. Ever the skeptic, I decided it was only right to take the Womanizer home and conduct a highly professional and scientific test. Forensic fapping, if you will.
First thing’s first: this toy looks awesome. Somewhere between a high-tech ear thermometer and a robotic can opener, the Womanizer Deluxe is an elegant oval; sleek, chrome and stylish, it even features a genuine Swarovski crystal button. Fancy.
The toy comes with a USB charging lead (battery operated toys are so yesterday), instruction manual, additional silicone ‘tip’ and a drawstring bag for storage. According to the packaging, 70 minutes of charging gets you 4 hours of play (or 240 orgasms). Full marks so far.
This toy is different to most vibrators you may have come across (pun intended). It has a soft detachable silicone ring (picture a tall donut) which fits snugly over the clitoris to form a seal, which then pulses, lightly sucks and vibrates to stimulate your love-button without harsh friction. As the clitoris isn’t being directly touched, you won’t end up feeling hyper-sensitive and rubbed raw – meaning you can go again, and again. And again, if you’re anything like me.
With anticipation and trepidation, I parted my lady parts and placed the silicone tip over my clitoris, and pressed the ‘on’ button.
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD.
Even on the toy’s lowest setting, the intense sensations were akin only to the best oral sex I’ve ever experienced, the kind which takes years to perfect with a generous lover. Increasing the power, I settled on the third setting (there are eight intensities to choose from) and prepared to enjoy.
I started my stopwatch and quickly went from zero to orgasm in just under two minutes. In a mild state of shock, awe and delight, I re-set the stopwatch and experienced another incredible orgasm after just 48 seconds. Forty eight bloody seconds!
You really can keep going and going with this toy. Although my orgasms came quickly (titter), the quality was not sacrificed; in fact they were unlike anything I have experienced with a sex toy before. For me, orgasms are either ‘shallow’ – great but not Earth-shattering – or they’re ‘deep’, soul-rocking, pulsing through every fiber of my body, breathtaking. The Womanizer Deluxe is the only clitoral toy to ever give me a ‘deep’ orgasm. That’s worth shouting about.
In short, I’m seriously considering throwing away every other clitoral toy I own. That’s how much I love the Womanizer Deluxe. The only downfalls are that it’s not waterproof (a Womanizer bubble bath is something I could get seriously on board with), and it’s a little too bulky to use during sex. Hubby and I enjoyed using it in doggy style, but we struggled in other positions. That being said, I can forgive these minor niggles due to the sheer magnitude of the three (OK, four) orgasms I had in such a short amount of time. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a spare 60 seconds before my next meeting…
Purchase the Womanizer here.